"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."
when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up
all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is
what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson